Britney, Lindsay, Paris: Celebrity Apprentice Material?

Britney Spears’ prayers have been answered.

Well, not really. Giant bags of pork rinds don’t just fall out of the sky, you know.

But Donald Trump himself has offered to hire her and resurrect her career. Along with other train wrecks.

Armed with the searing insight that she’s a “[bleeping] mess,” Trump tells the New York Post’s Page Six that he’s negotiating with Britney about appearing on his new Celebrity Apprentice and that he’s also “thinking about” having Paris Hilton on the show.

However, says Lord Combover, “I don’t know if we’re going to do it.”

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Yeah, there’s no guarantee you’re going to see this at any point. There’s only so much Paris Hilton pussy you can plaster across prime time television, after all.

As for Brit and Paris’ comrade-in-wreckitude, Lindsay Lohan, the Donald says he’s going to contact her this week about the show. He did not say whether or not she will try to have sex with him, but the odds are never too low with LiLo.

Paris Hilton’s rep says he wasn’t aware if any deal was in the works, and Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan mouthpieces weren’t available for comment.